Most prestigious way to enter a meeting room?
what is it?
personally, i like to make a grande entrance by having someone mention that i'm about to enter the room (usually planned in advance with an analyst/associate to say it after i text them i'm 5 seconds away). when i enter, i usually just "hang up" from a pretend phone call (shows that i'm busy) BUT before putting the phone away i just spend a second or two scrolling up and down on my emails so people know that i'm busy (wink wink).
then.. and ONLY THEN do i greet everyone with a firm handshake, looking in the eyes, with a curt smile and arm on the shoulder. for women, it's also the same except i stand a bit closer so they can smell the musk from my colon.
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什么?
Funny
https://youtu.be/x4ZINfxVkic?t=9
你听到了它。女人可以闻到语法
What, you don't make sure that all women in your presence can smell your colon? I want my gastrointestinal stench noticed!
Took a long time to decide which monkey shit category since all 4 apply.
你去了
Know this is a troll post but the most subtly tight thing I have seen someone do is ask a question in a management presentation and get up to get a coffee on the side of the room while the CEO was answering and ask a follow-up while pouring the coffee. Not that sick though because we sold the business to someone else.
会产生更多的基础,如果他有首席财务官吗to make the coffee whilst listening to the answer.
That's pretty fucking close
farting, loudly. Then proceed to shake everyone's hand as if nothing happened
>walks in
>在桌子上暨
>leaves
Based Überchad greentext poster
Cums onMD's face
pls fix.
"Move it to Appendix 69, thx"
Any of these 3 should serve as an attention grabber imo:
1)如果您正在寻找更具动物性的入口,则像浣熊或山猫一样喉咙。如果您想爆发热同事,也适用于求爱目的
2)WWE风格的入口。事先在会议室中设置蓝牙扬声器,决定您是想去播放列表路线还是您最喜欢的歌曲,在会议即将开始以及您在房间步行距离的时间时连接。理想情况下,您希望步入式的吉夫(Jive),以节奏和一致性的目的以及为了获得更多的戏剧性效果。
3) If all else fails, just Naruto-run into the meeting room. It might be divisive but it will resonate with people of high culture (anime watchers)
Best of luck!
我不应该在带上相机的实习变焦通话中打开这篇文章,这让我崩溃了
At first people asked most prestigious cologne, I felt ok with that. Then people asked about food, I felt ok with that. And now way of entering. Alright... I will give 2 options, either don't enter at all, or come from window. Choose window as its exit options sound more interesting.
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUTirIk75vg
客户登上表。他们正在挖掘,准备尽力而为。他们确切地知道我要向他们投掷的球场 - 这是我唯一的音高!但是他们害怕无所事事。
我将它们放下一两个三。他们在市场上付出了一半,为comps. They never had a chance. Embarrassing, really.
I think most men would like to feel--if even once in their life--what it must have been like to be Mariano Rivera coming out of the bullpen on any given night. Bruh.
slam your dick on the desk, should make a sound comparable to dropping a 50 lb dumbell
https://youtu.be/h9uurmt0iya
有一堆无薪实习生会带您这样
大批
Bruh您需要(i)意识到没有人给予狗屎(ii)专业帮助
http://gph.is/22D5JJF
Enter 20 minutes after the meeting has started. Be the last person to ask a question. Make sure the question is juiced up with all the buzzwords you can conjure. Bonus points if you are wearing round glasses and a windbreaker, and can take pauses and rub your chin while staring outside the window.
Also - leave the meeting before everyone else while exclaiming, "Sorry everyone. I have a strategic meeting with the board." Can be the school board. Or a literal whiteboard hanging in your office. Doesn't matter.
#Bossman #Bosswoman #BossLGBTQ+
You've got some serious issues if ppl can smell one of your organs
My boss used to pull some combination (often all) of these in manager meetings:
Everyone loves that surprise musk smell
Honestly the fake call part is pretty helpful.
My go-to convo is
Now, John, you've gotta wear clothes
在proportion to your physique.
There are definite dos and don'ts,
good buddy,
of wearing a bold-striped shirt.
A bold-striped shirt
calls for solid-colored
或者discreetly patterned suits and ties.
Yes, always tip the stylist 15%.
Listen, John, I've got to go.
T. Boone Pickens just walked in.
Just joking.
不,不要给沙龙的所有者提供小费。
Okay, John? Right.
知道了。
您的评论是“整个耶鲁大学”的一部分
HAHAHA
Well, for one thing, I am probably a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine. So yea definitely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ed2TLDDLzg&list=PLeSvO7ncrf6f7kSqMd7ETHxkVZ8LMrcoC
Just have someone play the same BGM while walking in
It looks like some of you are taking OP seriously for some reason... this is why people say bankers have no sense of humour.
Funnily enough though, OP does actually probe at a serious topic: What we would call "executive presence". There are lots of small things that you can do to project confidence. Not all of them can be taught, but some can.
Step Brothers style: "We're here to f**k sh*t up!
When I walk into a room my dick arrives 10 seconds ahead. (Pun intended?) That way I assert dominance and the CEO, MDs, and everyone else knows who the real BSD is. dafuq is this post?
None.
The most important people don't have to be in the room- they dial in from wherever they currently are.
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
What's up with everyone so worried about prestige???? We all put our pants on the same way.
Exactly man! Socks already on and the belt pre-looped
我只和pyro和凯恩的音乐一起走进来
模仿汤米·谢尔比(Tommy Shelby)
Toss a stun grenade into the meeting room. make sure you get hit markers. Slide cancel into the room. ADS fast. Eliminate everyone in the room. Finish off the VP who was able to buy a self-res.
俄罗斯团队负责人.好工作。那就是你的方式
lmao
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