Rants
I am a guy who has already broken into IBG once. Now I m trying to break into "investment banking" again. Call me corporate burglar for breaking in. (Self patting. Seems like unemployment is getting to my head)
我有5年的IBG经验，有2年担任合伙人（凸起支架）and 3 years as an analyst (boutique). PassedCFA1级，为2级准备。加入MS金融数学（非目标）。AI是未来的男孩（不是特定性别的男孩）。似乎这是我5年前我一生的重演。
I have the experience. The whole nine yards and more. But still it feels shit when I get a reply fromIBfirms for not making it. Applause for acknowledging that I have a strong resume.
Currently my job tracker states:
Big 4 Bulge bracket banks:
JPM：定量分析师/助理实习职位。您的工作申请正在考虑6个月。
我：bit子告诉我已经效仿了
UBS>量化交易者职位：正在考虑5个月。瑞银文化将不同意未发送“谢谢您的申请”电子邮件）
摩根士丹利>Quant Analyst position (hoe update my application)
Wells Fargo> I know you are fair with stating job requirements . Either work authorisation or Chinese you cheap shit)
上国家：
IFC>申请了3个投资分析师职位。播放用于网络的棕色卡：仍在考虑4个月的时间。MFmake up your mind. If that's the time you guys take to send a reply, God help the countries you guys are investing in.
World bank> hey I'm a block away from you sweetheart. Give me an internship. I have the experience. Only if I were an Arab. Gold digger!!!!
IMF>我没有在这里申请，因为此时我无法说出你们中的任何人的区别。
Big 4 Audit firms> I am relying on you to be my saviour.
现在我必须祝贺自己hopeful.
Help me guys. I am thinking of applying for the railway tracks. kidding!! don't put me up for suicide help line.
Thank your for reading everyone. This is[email protected]
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I hope those threads give you a bit more insight.
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