It's everyday (bro) / Or, the death of an Analyst
It's everyday that I have to fight the urge to reply that I don't give a fuck
how to make it through second year, brothers?
i have the exit, bonuses are gonna be shite anyway, and i hate half of our sub-verticals
去年我诚然顶级斗。奖金was still meh, but I didn't do it for the money. I did it because I wanted to learn.
But what I realized is...
I don't want to learn anymore.
Or at least, not learn more about what I'm working on.
All the sexy, innovative companies aren't going toIPOanytime soon.
All I see are endless pitch decks to bloated, crashing businesses almost as desperate for strategic alternatives to eke out passable growth rates as my MDs are for any fees.
The end of being an anlyst is the end of curiosity and passion.
I hope I don't flame out as fast on thebuyside.
No real point to this. I just wanted to rant as Excel refreshes. Thanks for listening.
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I thought this was a poem at first
I'm just an A1 and I feel the same exact way but can't quit cuz signing bonus clawback :(
Same :/
shit same lol. gonna have to bear with it for a while :(
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Learn moreI signed a contract in college that says I have to pay back my $12k signing bonus if I leave my bank within 2 years.
Looking back, I most definitely should not have spent all that money but I was dumb and thought the IB->PE route is for me.
So I really don't know what to do because I literally do not have the money to quit, and 2 years is a long time lol
With that disney channel flow
Do people get theirPEexits months and months in advance nowadays? That's insane.
Also got 2 lined up but wasn't on cycle recruitment…. If in Europe on cycle only starts in An2 year for Associate positions
一些孩子们在我的银行signed theirPEoffers three months into theirIBprogram.
At work you excel,
In life you have true power,
did I make my point?
Words can build outlooks,
But to access true meaning,
takes more than one note.
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