Finance bros cannot get laid on Tinder

https://www.thecut.com/2021/06/dating-apps-dismantling-capitalism.html?utm_campaign=thecut&utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s1

I saw this on Snapchat news. This journalist claims that you have to have "anti-capitalist", "kill the rich", "looting is reparative wealth redistribution" or some nonsense like that in your tinder bio to get laid inNYC, and that successful capitalists are no longer attractive after BLM and Trump.

Thoughts? To me it sounds like she doesn't know her own city. Maya Wiley, a Bernie democrat, was only able to get 19% of the vote. And she is married to a financier herself. An actual anti-capitalist would only get like 3%.

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bibimbap, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I'm actually curious to hear if any of those really matter. In sf/ bay area it seems real but at the same time so many people (regardless of gender) are tired of pretending to care too much. But at least in the initial stages of getting to know someone, you really gotta seem like a person who's super chill about blm/ feminism/ trans-rights or whatsoever even if you have your own critical thoughts towards them. Is this similar inNYC/ other "liberal" cities?

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neink, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Imagine trusting a journalist these days. Or academic. Lmfao.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Anonymous Monkey, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Why not? Is finance really net negative compared to someone who doesn't have an occupation on their profile?

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I actually bet the perspective of finance bros is better in second tier cities (Miami, LA) compared to SF,NY. I could be wrong, but I imagine it would be easier to get laid in a "wall street" role there.

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parmesan123123, what's your opinion? Comment below:

If I'm trying to get laid, fake it 'till you make it.

But God no, I would never go into a relationship with someone who says those things in their profile.

In DC I get a lot of the anti-capitalist stuff. I also get a lot of "agender polyromantic bisexual heteroflexible drag queen." Not even trying to get with that :/

As much as there are many radicals out there, there are many people who want to date/sleep with a guy with $$$

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neink, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Who's stupid enough to date a thing like this anyway?

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1409952926878076929

Or this:

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1410332751803424770

Bonus:

The libcuck crying because ''Emily from University of Missouri who sleeps with Republicans''.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1410062421193068551

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Maybe if you're in some liberal cesspool likeNYC/SF/BOS dealing with the blue-haired whores lol

Things are just fine here in Miami.

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