Having been on the LP side for the last couple years, I've met lots and lots of IR professionals. Like the rest of finance, most are white dudes in their late 40's. BUT there's a reason a stereotype exists about hot girls in IR (hint: it's because there are a disproportionate amount of hot girls in IR. source? Me.)Anywho... my question is how do I go from "hey, shoot me over the updated沥青book and let's catch up for 30 minutes" to [[degenerate animal sounds]]? I'm not suggesting that I want to trade an equity check for some booty. Rather, these meetings seem like a pretty good way to meet chicks professionally then segue into "meating" the chicks, unprofessionally if you catch my drift.
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一开始您应该无辜地调情，然后您邀请他们参加社交活动：“我的一些朋友在下午6点在XYZ Bar抢酒...如果您有空，您应该来邀请您的朋友...完全社交..。
这样，如果他们有兴趣，他们将出现……如果没有，他们将不会……这是一个低压，低赌注的主张……您可以邀请多个女性进入这些shindigs ...有些人会出现...而且由于您除了一个社交之夜外没有任何其他指示，如果出现了10个，您仍然可以选择1，而其余的也不会被轻轻。
在谈话中给出微妙的提示，例如“哦，你知道我的公鸡是13英寸”，类似这些的微妙提示永远不会失败。
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Dude this cracked me the fuck up. Already SB'd but felt I laughed hard enough to warrant a comment as well
lmaoooo
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一旦披萨评论，我们就可以锁定此线程，因为他的建议就是您所需要的
Pill Cosby
甚至还不是真实的。数年来，有数百次与LP的资金举行了数百次会议 - IR是绝大多数的女性。
我会列出哪些主要资金将男人作为IR的负责人，但这是一个小清单，它可能会把我放弃。
It really depends on your industry. There is a direct correlation between how scammish your industry is and the number hot IR chicks. Take for example junior mining companies....almost all hot chicks. However, as you move into more legitimate industries and companies, the IR teams will be just regular looking people, male or female.
OP的旁注：整个帖子都是总的。不要这样对待人。
Tell her you got reservations at Dorsia. If she laughs, you know she's worth your time. If she is all like 'what's Dorsia' - ditch her instantly.
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
只是说你是秘密的披萨，她会丢下内裤
Tell me you don't work at a university endowment
I don't think so. OP strikes me as more of "2 inches" kind of guy.
So being on the buyside for a while, I've noticed there are cute IR girls I would love to fuck too. The key is to get "interested" in learning about the company (obviously u don't give a shit about the company, this is just an excuse to get on zoom/teams to chat with her--one of the great outcomes of COVID). This will naturally force you and her to constantly keep in contact (set up follow up calls about the quarter, events going on around the company, etc.). Over time, because she interacts with so many investors, she will remember you and notice you. You will develop a rapport with her, and remember to keep conversations light and add some humor in them too. Basically ur job is not to be a creep but a normal guy. Do this for a span of 6 to 9 months, and then eventually ask her if she wants to meet in personat a sell-sideconference or another investor-related conference to "learn more about the company" (maybe even meet management if possible to make it seem like you genuinely give a shit about learning about the company). Take her out to coffee or grab food, idk, but anywhere it's intimate. Basically make that a date, and if there is one thing I've learned about the IR business, the girls absolutely don't care about anything about the company but are show-pieces for the company (and thus investors' money). They LOVE attention, and so that means they will be receptive to any advances you make. One of the things you can do at the end of your first "date" to seal the deal is to give her your business card, and make it an appoint to say your cell phone is on there. She'll get the hint, and then the rest is history.
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女性投资助理（因此不是IR，但仍与LPS /其他购买男人），这是该线程上最合理的建议。尽管IMO，您实际上不需要为6到8个月的基础奠定基础，然后暗示亲自见面。在行业中，无论是因为他们在城里而努力，您都在做午餐，饮料还是咖啡，在业内非常普遍，并与其他人见面除非您真的想感觉到它，否则很长。当您亲自见面时，应该很容易感觉到氛围，并在需要时相应地切换到真正的柏拉图网络
披萨只是想以某种方式在那里工作6-9
A great example of the filth our generation has become. Stop swiping and start reading. Reading about being a man and the art of courtship. You don't sound like you have the facilities to please said women, so achieving a bedroom appearance would likely be fruitless anyways.
虽然我同意您的意思，但您的用户名与您的理想不符。本·格雷厄姆（Ben Graham）有点像狗，他的儿子去世后与女儿一起搞砸了...
He got that idea from me. We met in 1914 at thehouse ofJ.PMorgan参加晚宴。不幸的是，他拒绝了我要在斯普林菲尔德核电站慷慨的股份，以换取女儿的婚姻。伤心！
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只是告诉她你是银行家
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天哪，我不敢相信有人在论坛上写了这篇文章。
Comments in this thread are beyond fucking hilarious .. but to answer OP... approach IR girl as you'd approach any girl.. don't over think it but don't do anything stupid
ngl if youre onWSOfor advice on how to approach girls youre fucked
Alright Dennis
As an IR girl, I wouldn't come near you with a ten foot pole.
I don't think you would be able to resist me, baby ;-)
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