咀嚼口香糖有什么坏蛋吗?

Whenever I see someone chewing gum it seems to make them exude a bit more confidence than is normally the case... especially if their mouth is open and you can see it. Totally badass. Seeing someone chewing over a period of time subconsciously makes you think that they are nourished, have energy, and are the alpha leader of their tribe and bang bitches allday erday. Also chewing gum is illegal in Singapore/sometimes you weren't allowed to chew gum in school... so deciding to chew gum is kind of like smoking cigs in that it's badass because people told you not to do it but you did it anyway. Is chewing gum a BSD move? Will I get a return offer if I chew gum while at work during my internship?

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4y
2和20, 你怎么看?以下评论:

杜德,我刚读了什么他妈的

您绝对不是Alpha,您绝对不会爆发bit子,而且您绝对没有实习。而且咀嚼口香糖不会他妈的会改变您的悲惨生活

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4y
名人, 你怎么看?以下评论:

You seem a little upset. What's going on big guy?

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4y
big4please, 你怎么看?以下评论:

不,咀嚼口香糖绝对不是坏屁股。现在,如果那个家伙的嘴里有很大的咀嚼,只是吐在他想要的任何人身上,那将是坏蛋,有趣而令人恶心。Trifecta。

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帕格, 你怎么看?以下评论:

只有当它是尼科特。

Show's you used to smoke like a badass, can get over smoking like a badass, and are so badass you're stressed out and need nicotine in your life. Also shows you have to make a lot of money because it's so expensive. Which is badass.

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名人, 你怎么看?以下评论:

我可以扮演他的角色,直到他回来

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3200fps, 你怎么看?以下评论:

If it was possible to disinvent chewing gum I would do so in a heartbeat.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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