Faking Mom's Illness to go to Interview
Around Christmas time I had been contacted by a headhunter about a role at aPE在纽约公司。几天后,我对公司的人力资源人员进行了一个小时的采访。昨天,他们与我联系,要求我在19日上办公室与他们的高级管理团队见面,他们也会让我进行建模测试。
This was all great news to me, except that I currently work at a sweatshop in Miami pulling ridiculous hours. I had to think of a good excuse for me to get out of the office next Wednesday.
方便(我知道这是他妈的。我爸爸打电话给我说我妈妈在医院的状况。我和父亲挂了电话后,我办公室里的人问一切都还好,我夸张了我妈妈的状况不好,在ER.
My plan is that tomorrow or Saturday I will send a message to my team explaining how my dad called me again saying that my mom's situation is getting worse, and he bought me a flight to come back home to manage what is going on with her in the hospital and that I may need to be out of the office for a few days.
I also need to teach myself how to read aCIM和build anLBOmodelbefore Wednesday. I also need to book a flight from Miami to New York and find a hotel.
Am I an idiot or was this the right move? The potential comp at thePEfirm would be double what I'm making now.
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嗯..也许您可以将Covid用作借口大声笑
祝你好运
Already used Covid as an excuse in the past for other interviews I had to do from my apartment. Had to be more creative this time.
尽一切可能获取行李。
我会告诉老板我必须在非洲进行种族灭绝几个月,作为我与魔鬼交易的一部分,只是为了参加PEMFinterview
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学到更多我的意思是,鉴于您妈妈实际上是如何在医院里的,我实际上并不认为这一点都不是非常令人毛骨悚然的。
你必须做最适合自己的事情。不幸的是,有时候您要做的事情才能不举起任何旗帜。
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