Hot babe drought for Finance Bros

I have noticed over the past year that a lot of the target girls that I'm tryna score are going to some random education major or something crazy like that. Im 22 making more than her Dad what's the deal? Why are these bitches hooking up with my kids future gym teacher when I'm stuck with a non-target asian from northwestern or nyu :(
Someone get a quant to figure this shit out with math or derivatives or something
Ps. If you're telling me it's just me or that your getting action, porn doesn't count or you went to Yale
freefromfap #nonut #ifyouwenttoyaleyourgay
Clearly the back officelosers that are actually using this site to try and get a job are tight with my troll post. Enjoy accounting

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2021年4月22日- 1:08am

Maybe because the education major actually has game and doesn't think that his salary automatically entitles him to pussy. OP might be a troll but the 15 year olds on here might need to know this.

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2021年4月22日- 12:27pm

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May 8, 2021 - 6:16pm

Jopagaro

Your a non target virgin

你是

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2021年4月22日- 1:15am

对不起,我的Evercore招聘合同指出,我每周可以得到3个热宝贝,而不是免费的咖啡。

Seems like a fair trade-off but myStarbucks bill越来越昂贵...

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2021年4月22日- 2:03am

从你的名字来看,你可能工作RBCorD B而thanEvercore。即使您在Evercore,也没有5/10上方的女孩知道这是什么。

但是,我的GS提供的信确实带有一项明确说明我们只能使用8/10+获得的条款,否则我们将被取消。不能有坏公关。

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2021年4月22日-2:33 pm
如果你在GSit's probably a shit group judging from that fact that you have time to post onWSO在the middle of the day.
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2021年4月22日- 2:09am
这个帖子到底是什么
2021年4月22日- 10:02am

我仍然认为我应该被允许开枪射击滥用主题标签的人

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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2021年4月22日- 12:28pm

This is self defense pure and simple, you're in the clear.

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2021年4月22日- 10:21pm

This just screams I have no game or personality and rely on my prestigious school/background to get me ass. You sound like some loser who posts greentexts on R9K on muh state mandated gf where?!?! Go get yourself some tendies with your good boy points OP.

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Apr 23, 2021 - 1:29pm

不是我们应得的英雄,而是我们需要的英雄

NOL
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